Neptune and Pluto

Listen to the clash of titans
In the spray upon the cliffs
Hear the alabaster crashing
Watch the porcelain set adrift
Oh, the order of tranquilities
Beyond the realm of possibilities
You know that the opposing thumbs
Of the Earth might be dumb
But they’ll argue
‘Til arguing’s through

One and one is two undeniably
But you wouldn’t disagree
When two is split most violently
One may never get to three
Oh, the order of sequentiality
Not among our specialities
You know that the opposite tides
Of debate can’t subside
So they’ll protest
‘Til all are at rest

(Helms)