My Dear So-And-So

My dear so-and-so
I thought I saw you yesterday
Pushing about the riverside drinking
Watery lemonade
With her
Oh yes, with her

My dear could’ve-been
I’m glad it went down your damn way
Sneaking around your old haunts cheatin’
Til I found out that day
It was her
It always was her

But I’ll tell you why
I’m not gonna cry
When I saw that baby carriage
I knew our love just had to die

My dear nobody
You know it was never meant to be
Cause you never would’ve had that ugly baby with me